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Best Fart Story gets 10 points?
Ok so here is my story I was eating pizza on sponsors and well that terrorizes my stomach. So I went to gas before I started the leftovers in the morning. When I got to school I was a freshman (a) the State it can not climb the stairs to the bell rings and the new bell rang i went in about a minute. So I went and threw a fart i. What was funny was this fart was and remains the best fart I ever had. She had the warmest global effect. Do you know where litteraly burns, leaving swore you could almost burned your ass hairs. Well any hoo i ran down the hall hidden in the bathroom and rang the bell. I heard at first a lot of warning systems early, but then I started listening wtf is that. Santo bajesus what the hell is that. Things like that. That is when a child fainted. They reviewed the cameras and suspended me to do bodily harm to another student. The thing is, how the hell did that show that when you can not see a fart. A little weird right?
Maybe cameras have sound and you hear fart before children began to react against it. I have a good but not good that. I am a senior in college. Some days I'll remember nice bulk air passing through my intestines, which threatens to force his departure. Some of them even try to burn their way through, making me wonder if it is a Shart or just a SBD. Today I managed to hold it until it was out of sight of everyone, and then there would come for me at a good time. I came home and began to take my boot off (it was winter). I guess my body moved just right to put it nice and slow. As I thought my roommate was out of earshot in his room, I just let it go and complained about what seemed like a minute. Even I have a round of applause from my roommate to the conclusion both time out.
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